Blaurrito Mouse-pad

This Blaurrito mouse-pad can be yours for only half the price of the Blaurrito shirt! (plus shipping and handling)
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Blaurrito Headphones

These wonderful Blaurrito headphones could be yours.
They could be.
But they're not.
Unless you buy them right now!
All for the cheap price of the launch codes to the **** ******* (censored for security reasons)

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Blaurrito Notebook

These wonderful Blaurrito notebooks come in eight different colors! And get this: they are on sale for the cheap price of your firstborn child! Order now! http://www.buyblaurrito.com

Blaurrito Umbrella

This wonderful and amazing Blaurrito umbrella will protect you from not only the rain, but the haters too! Hold this over your head rain or shine and you won't be able to see those judgmental jerks!
Not to mention: It's free! (shipping and handling costs only fifty payments of 100 U.S. Dollars)
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Blaurrito Hat

This wonderful Blaurrito hat can be yours for the discounted price of 1,6510 U.S. dollars! If you order now we'll throw in this!

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Blaurrito Poster!

This beautiful and exquisitely made Blaurrito poster can be yours! All you have to do is fill out this form!

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BLAURRITO SALE

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This Blaurrito shirt can be yours for the cheap price of 1,000,000 U.S dollars!
Order now and you'll receive free complimentary air! (100 dollars shipping and handling)

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Welcome!

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